Have a laugh and send one back..3 naked man in a sauna
3 naked man in a sauna .an American Japanese and a Irish. They heard
a beeping sound,, the American touches his arm and says. that is my
pager .i have a microchip under my skin, next. a phone rings and the
Japanese man lifts his palm to his ear , he says l have a microchip in my
hand, The irish man feeling very lowtech went to the toilet .then
cane back with a toilet paper hanging from his a r s .he says 'oh Jaysus
would you look at that i'am getting a Fax message To shermand . Tomee mee.. Fantastic one.. wow that is a gooden
Fantastic, great for a Friday morning x
That was good. I have heard that one 3 different ways not but
they are all funny.
Lets see now.I am trying to think of one.Okay well I don't have one but my
husband always gets his dad with this line.When he is talking to his dad he
says
Hey dad.I heard you were kissing MYRA last week. Dad usually says ''whos myra'' and my husband says ''MY RIGHT NUT''. Okay its really funnier when they go through it. Sorry if you didn't laugh.
The person observing the, also naked and in the water, screamed
and said ''Oh!, what a beutiful phto I took and emailed to my wife''.
i liked it
lol
good one!
haha good job
hardy har har, pard.
One blonde yells across the river to the other blonde, ''Hey! I do I get
on the other side of the river?!''
''Duh!?'' You are on the other side of the river!''
Absolutely brill
This guy goes hunting & bags a deer. He brings home a hunk of
it to cook for dinner, but as he know how picky his son & daughter are, he
tell his wife to not tell them what it is because if they knew, they will
refuse to eat it. When his son asks ''what is for dinner?'' he says ''You
will see''.
At the dinner table, the daughter keeps pestering him to tell her what
they are having & he gets pissed off & says ''Ok, I will give you a hint, heres a clue, its something that ur mother calls me every now & then & the daughter jumps up shouting ''Dont eat it, dont eat it, its an a***hole!''
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogey in it.
ok I admit, that was great, 27 of 10.
lol...
i've heard that one before, it is a good joke
pretty good
Hey pen it is good one for me.. after years and years.. how
much ever you try to read the dfax.. tou wont believe my freind the other
parties would have been keeping this fax at their arms' length.but still
worth to see a colourful one. yes may be for the first time and with some
value addition.
ooo i like all these jokes, please keep them coming as i dont
really have any good ones, but i will now! ;)
hehe
Little Johnny came home from school to see the family is pet rooster dead
in the front yard. Rigormortis had set in & it was flat on its back with
its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Johnny said, ''Dad our
roosters dead & his legs are sticking in the air. Why is his legs sticking
in the air?'' His father thinking quickly said, ''Son, that is so God can reach down from the clouds & lift the rooster straight up to heaven.'' ''Gee Dad that is great,'' said little Johnny. A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Johnny rushed out to meet him yelling, ''Dad, Dad we almost lost Mom today!'' ''What do you mean?'' said Dad. ''Well Dad, I got home from school early today & went up to ur bedroom & there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming, ''Jesus I am coming, I am coming'' If it hadn't of been for Uncle George holding her down we'd have lost her for sure!''
an oldie but goodie!!!!
Ta for the laugh!!!!!
there is nothing on the toilet paper so it is just a blank
piece of paper not a fax
very funny,
Lol i like!
A naked man stands in the mirror and says to his wife, ''Look at that, 12
stone of pure dynamite that is''. The wife replies '' Yea, shame about the
two inch fuse!'' Sorry guys xx
Good one mate, have a star
ha ha
good1..v funny!
this has been posted in various forms many times over....
Though I have heard it before , it still makes me laugh.
Thanks.
he he - that is going to the office tomorrow!
brilliant
thats a cracker!!!!!
Good one. Here is one for you.
What is the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?
The Stones say - ''Hey you, get off of my cloud'' and the Scotsman says-
''Hey McLeod! Get off of my ewe!''
lol ..lol .. good one..
. I am getting a fax right now too!
hahahahhaaaa funny one..! :-)
An Irish family have been found frozen to death outside the
Dublin Odeon cinema. They had been queuing for 3 weeks to see '' Closed
for the winter''.
Hope you like...
LOL
LOL good one.. Thanks :)
What’s the difference between a good secretary and an excellent one??
A good secretary says: “Good morning, sir.”
An excellent one says: “It’s morning, sir.”
What’s the difference between a virgin and a woman wants to commit suicide?? That woman is trying to die, but the virgin is dying to try!!!
My mum told me that one years ago, and it is still funny. Who
said Irish people are slow?
ROFL!
Now that made me giggle
Brilliant lol.
i like your hair
haha thats great 10
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